Saturday, January 28, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Hello HeadCold
I don't understand sinuses. I really don't. Someone who has taken anatomy please tell me, what on earth are sinuses good for?
I was sick at the beginning of the semester with what my mother calls the "Barking-Seal-Cough." It's the kind of cough that's deep in your chest that keeps you up at night because the mucous in your bronchial tubes is collecting and, I imagine, dripping to the back of your lungs. Gross.
I thought I was good and over my sickness last week, ready to freshen up and get back on the healthy track.
False.
Sunday I found that my sinuses were a little sore and I was having to blow my nose an absurd amount of times. Monday it felt like my Sinuses had been injected with lead . . . or . . . snot, really. Which is nothing like lead. But just as painful I would think.
Today is Tuesday and I'm loosely congested, which means I can still breathe out of my nose, but my head hurts and every time I sniff my nose makes this sort of squeaky moan as my sinuses try to adjust to the pressure.
HeadCold: I hate you.
Oh, and I'm out of Sudafed.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Old Soup
In my fridge, there is mason jar 3/4 full of pea soup. It's floated around the bottom shelf for the last 6 months. I can't bring myself to throw it away. Partly, I don't really know the best way to go about throwing it away. Do I dump the soup down the sink and hope that my garbage disposal has the stomach for August-made soup? Do I chuck the whole thing in the dumpster behind my building? What if the glass breaks? Then they're will be pea soup all over the dumpster . . . and yes, I realize it's essentially a garbage can and is allowed to stink, but still, I don't like the idea of the Jar bleeding pea soup in a dumpster.
But that's only part of it. I didn't make the pea soup that rests inside of Jar. Jar and it's contents were given to me on a good-day, and a particularly limited edition brand of good-day at that. That's mostly what it is.
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